August 7, 2009

Quotes

I love a good quote. Here are a few of my favorites:


"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working." - Alberto Giacometti (sculptor)

"Everyone is a genius at least once a year, a real genius has his original ideas closer together." - Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)

"The average person thinks he isn't." - Father Larry Lorenzoni

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

"No human thing is of serious importance."- Plato

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." -Gloria Leonard

"After your death you will be what you were before your birth."- Arthur Schopenhauer

"When the game is over, the King and the pawn go into the same box."- Italian Proverb

"Every man dies. Not every man lives."- William Wallace

"One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching."

1 comment:

  1. Hey Steve. Here's another one for you:

    "Masturbation is the thinking man's television."
    Christopher Hampton

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