I was doing laundry yesterday and after loading the dryer I took a walk around the neighborhood. The sky was an intense blue. There's a large white birch (I think) tree in the park across the street from the laundromat. A big sign above the dryers says "Please remove clothes from dryer as soon as they are done". I came back 45 minutes after my dryer shut off.... I felt guilty. I quickly loaded my clothes in a bag and left. I committed a laundry crime.